Monday, May 6, 2013

A burglar just broke


A burglar just broke in to your house he is shinning his flash light around when he hears Jesus is watching you. Startled he turns his light off and doesn't move a muscle waiting nervously nothing happens. He again turns his light on and starts to dismantle the cables to the stereo and flat screen when he hears Jesus is watching you! He shines the light around the room to find a bird in the corner. The birds say Jesus is watching you. The burglar says "what is your name"? The bird replies”Moses". What kind of person names their bird Moses? The burglar mutters. The bird replies the same kind of person who names there Rottweiler Jesus!

Funny story! These people were prepared; in a unique way... How are you preparing your home against burglars? When disaster strikes the people who haven't prepared will do what the have to to survive; make sure your prepared. Remember the best time to learn your lesson about personal security, self-defense, and preparedness is before something happens.